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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28

The ammenities at Chez DJ included coffee in bed and a sumptuous breakfast.

DJ and I took the dogs for a romp on the four-wheel drive beach at Brigatine, the sand blowing so hard in the wind that it looked like the beach was undulating.  The dogs -- as always -- failed to appreciate the beauty and simply swam in the waves and rolled in the dunes.

Before noon, we repaired to The Rod and Reel (open 24-hours a day, just in case you are ever passing through) to raise a toast to Jolene before she drove the white Mustang back to Newark airport for me, and flew home to CA.

We then drove by the Crooked Hook to ask what we needed to bring for that evening's festivities. What's the Crooked Hook, you ask? What festivities, you ask? Let me tell you! At first glance, the Hook appears to be a garage. It is really the center of the universe -- a garage to be sure, but one which attracts fantastic people who have have nothing but fun no matter the day, night, or season. The festivities for that night? A potluck Thanksgiving Dinner for more than 20 -- with places already set for those of us who had just driven down from Basking Ridge. How did they know we were coming to Brigantine? How did they know we were coming to The Hook? They just knew -- such is the magic of the place! That night, they held dinner for DJ and I who were running late and after a lovely toast by our hostess, we all feasted and frolicked until the wee hours.

Posted by Linda on Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:49 Comments (0)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29

After (another) lazy morning, we packed up and headed south -- my original itinerary having been discarded after about an hour in these women's company. We came over the bridge into Atlantic City just after dark -- wow! The city looks a bit different than the last time I saw it (early 70s, pre-gambling). It glowed like Vegas, but with the added attraction of neon reflected across the water. Over another bridge and we were on beautiful Brigatine Island. A year or so ago, Martha and Lavonne bought this cute little house on a corner lot and are GOING CRAZY (sound familiar?). They've gutted the house and Lavonne is working magic on what will be by summer a delightful beach home for the two of them. Lavonne has taught herself all sorts of trade skills, ensuring that if she ever gets tired of Wall Street, she can fix up houses for a living. (Just kidding, Martha!) Although the house appeared quite livable to me (roof, indoor plumbing), Jolene and I were staying down the street at the Hotel DJ. DJ is a good friend who bought her house ALREADY sheet-rocked and painted...imagine! We paused only long enough to pick up more of my hostesses friends, Kathy and Linda, for dinner in AC at the newly opened Babaloo Cafe. How do you say Mojito in Cuban? Oh, that's right: Mojito.

After enough red onion and garlic to clear the sinuses, we headed off to...are you ready?

Hall and Oates in Concert!

Sheeeeeez Gaaaahhhhhhwwwwwaaaahhhhhhhnaaaannnn...

John Hall still has the flowing blond locks (Jolene: "Wig.") which he tosses from time to time to make the girls scream. Darryl Oates is still very short with very black hair (Jolene: "Wig.") and -- to my way of thinking -- way too much eye makeup for a man who is not a drag queen. We cavorted quite happily.

Posted by Linda on Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:46 Comments (0)

THURSDAY, THURSDAY 27

I was expected to sleep most of the morning, mosey in for breakfast at my leisure, then spend the hours sitting in front of the Eternal Thanksgiving Flame reading trashy magazines until the next meal was served for my pleasure. If I grew tired of sitting, I would go take a bubblebath in the Olympic-sized swimming pool that my hostesses insisted on calling a "bathtub." (I tried taking showers but I kept getting lost in the bathroom.) Jolene, Lavonne, and I spent hours trading stories (we grew up in the same church and went to the same school -- just 3000 miles apart). What are the chances that we ALL loved "Swift Arrow" as kids? Jolene even found a Web site where you can buy original copies of "Swift Arrow" (not to mention "Spotted Boy and the Comanches") to replace the ones your mother gave away. Meanwhile, Buster and Mitchel were outside playing with Martha and Lavonne's three pups AND LEAVING ME ALONE. Thanksgiving dinner was heavenly -- mostly because Martha doesn't believe there is such a thing as "too much" garlic.

We even watched a few minutes of the Macy's parade from NYC to try to get a glimpse of Martha and Lavonne's dog sitter who is a dancer at Radio City Music Hall. Only in America..

Posted by Linda on Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:45 Comments (0)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 26

Caught a ride from the Motel 6 to Barnstable Municipal Airport. As the nice woman at Hertz handed me the keys to the rental, she said, "It's the white Mustang." I laughed, thinking she must be kidding. Weren't all rental cars dark green, tiny, lima-bean-shaped things? But indeed, gleaming in the sun, was a brand-spankin' new white Mustang with spoiler on the back and a huge bumper sticker that said, "I'M HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS." OK, it didn't really have a bumper sticker, but I do believe I was an object of pity as I drove away: Does she really think this is the way to capture her lost youth? (Or anyone else's lost youth, not to put too fine a point on it...)

The route south took me through Fall River, MA, a town I've wanted to see forever. (Or more likely, as Jolene pointed out, since I saw Elizabeth Montgomery in the 1975 made-for-TV-movie, "The Legend of Lizzie Borden.") As I drove into town, I looked for signs that I was in the right place ("Welcome to Fall River: More Than Just Murder!") ("Fall River: You'll Have a Whackin' Good Time") ("Fall River: More Than You Could Ax For!") (OK, I'm done now.) But no. Not a single sign referencing one of the most famous crimes in American history.

Fall River was an important textile manufacturing and distribution center in the 1800s. The massive brick factories that line the river now have been converted -- seemingly without any sense of irony -- into factory outlets. I decided to stop in at one and get directions. I just happened to do a little shopping while I was there. As I was checking out, I asked the clerk where Lizzie's house was. He said he had heard of her. In fact, said he did a paper on her in the eighth grade. But no, he had no idea where her house was. I asked him to point me toward the oldest part of town and he suggested "The Highlands." I drove around the Highlands for a while without a clue until I stumbled across the Fall River Historical Society. The only unlocked door lead to the Museum Gift Shop where I asked for directions to "the Borden House." The clerk paused, "Lizzie Borden?" And then when she realized what she'd said, laughed. "Like there are any other Bordens." It turns out that the Historical Society owns the world's largest collection of Lizzie memorabilia, including -- of course -- the ax, the skulls of both victims, and all other evidence produced at the trial. Unfortunately (can you guess?) the Lizzie collection was closed for the season. Instead, I walked to the house where the murders took place. The only sign was a computer generated 8-1/2x11 sheet of paper taped to the side of the building, saying "Tickets Next Door." Next door, another piece of paper said, "Closed for the season." I looked at the outside of the house, then walked back to my car.

A mere six hours later, I arrived in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, at the home of Martha T. and Lavonne W. Lavonne and Jolene (who was also a guest for the weekend) went to school with my friend Lynn before and after I went to school with her. (They had her for grade school and college. I had her for high school.) On this tenuous connection and nothing more ("Gee, we hope she's not a serial killer!") they invited me to spend the Thanksgiving holiday weekend with them.

Let's start with the house: a) it was indoors; b) it had heat and plumbing; c) my SUITE was larger than most airports. About 10 years ago, Martha and Lavonne bought this cute little cape-cod on three hillside acres and WENT CRAZY. They started adding wings and knocking out ceilings and building decks, garages, sun rooms, kitchens, maids quarters, lofts, guest bedrooms, etc. (They claim they've stopped building, but I'm not sure I believe it.) The result is a FREAKISHLY HUGE -- and absolutely delightful -- home.

Posted by Linda on Monday, December 01, 2003 at 20:41 Comments (0)

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Posted by Linda on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 23:27 Comments (2)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25
After a night-long rain, woke to brilliant sunlight and got an earlier start than usual because of it. We broke camp and made it about 10 minutes down the trail before I saw someone approaching from ahead. I bent down to grab hold of the dogs' leash and was glad that I did since the someone turned out to be a cop. Even before I could see his uniform, I could tell he was a cop because he walked down the center of the trail. In two days of walking, everyone we've met walks to the right -- we do too, without even thinking about it.

I've often wondered what the dogs' reaction would be if I were approached by a stranger with a gun...Oddly enough, the same as if I were approached by a stranger with two T-bone steaks to give away. After I pulled the dogs off the officer, he asked me if I had seen a blue tent back along the trail.

Now, at this point, I was tempted to say yes and send him on a wild goose chase while the dogs and I walked on briskly. However, I have been a little disappointed in not using ANY of the funds I'd budgeted for bail on this trip, so instead I said, "That was me!" as if I had just been found by the Prize Patrol.

His name was Officer Brisbee. (Sounds like bad Masterpiece Theatre, doesn't it? "Tonight on Brisbee of Brewster, the detective solves the mystery of Lady Farthington's missing necklace!") He pointed in the general direction of the Chariot, the dogs, and me, and said, "What's going on here?"

"We're walking from Maine to Florida," I said cheerfully. "We started October 6 in Lubec, Maine. That's the easternmost point in the United States, you know."

Trying to hide the fear in his eyes, he stopped my babbling and asked for identification. He called my license number in, and while we waited for the word, I chatted on about the great weather, the great trail...To his surprise and my relief, the dispatcher radioed back that there were no outstanding warrants for my arrest. Still, I could tell that Officer Brisbee was struggling with the question of what to do with me. If he took me in, what would be the charge? Unlawful Mid-life crisis? Felony Harebrained Scheme? Finally, he settled on a bedgrudging "Have a nice day," and we went our separate ways.

After two glorious days, the Rail Trail ended and we had to return to the highways. Just before dark, we stumbled upon Yarmouth -- a town with a motel across the street from a lobster restaurant (as though not having bathed in four days weren't enough of a sign that we should stop).

At the Motel 6, they told me they had a one-dog/one-room policy. Fine, I said, unable to spend another night with myself in a tent, I'll take two rooms. Unfortunately, they didn't have two adjoining rooms. Not a problem, I said. I don't actually intend on using BOTH rooms and the dogs certainly don't. Rules are rules, however, so they insisted I take a suite. (Mind you, a "suite" in a Motel 6 is a regular hotel room, with a closet into which they have shoe-horned a single bed.) Unfortunately, the only suites are on the second floor -- so tonight we're in a suite, and the Chariot is parked in the lobby of the motel.

After I finished checking in, the clerk reprimanded me for not having made all of my motel reservations BEFORE I started on this hike -- this despite the fact that I have just doubled the occupancy rate of her hotel on a Tuesday night in the off-season. These people go to a very special customer-service school...
Posted by Linda on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 18:34 Comments (3)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24

On the day all my equipment works, I'm quitting this trek.  Blew the fuse on my 12-volt battery, ran out of power for the laptop and phone, so no updates to the journal for a couple of days.

WE LOVE THE RAIL-TRAIL.  The dogs have been off leash almost the whole way which makes a huge difference in our speed:  I keep walking at a steady pace, they stop every two feet then run like maniacs to catch up...

At some point yesterday, I was stung or bitten by something.  I started feeling it in the afternoon, and by the time we stopped, my knee was red, hot to the touch, and swollen.  This morning when I woke up, I couldn't bend it.  This is not as much of a problem as it might seem because the Rail-Trail is blessedly flat.  However, by the afternoon, I was tired of limping.  Stopped in at the CVS in Orleans and bought a knee brace.  It only made the knee hurt worse.  So far on this trip, I've bought a wrist brace, ankle brace, and now a knee brace.  Before it's over, I'll have a full body cast.  Also, I'd like to say that putting on miscellaneous medical equipment does NOT help in my quest to look less crazy...

Even though there are no lights on the Rail-Trail, we walked for a good two hours after dark, guided by our feet on the asphalt.  By the time we stopped, we were all limping a little but it is SUCH a great trail to walk that I hated to make camp.  I found a spot just a few yards off the trail, really no hidden spots as we're walking throught the midst of suburbia.  Without a phone or computer, spent a lot of time staring at the stars before falling asleep.

Posted by Linda on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 17:39 Comments (0)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 23

The Cape is beautiful.  I'm sure in mid-summer, it's a congested, commercialized nightmare.  But on this particular autumn afternoon, it is sunny, not too cold (two-layer day!) and peaceful.  Aside from the spectacular ocean views (which I expected) the National Seashore offers miles of pine forest which is spectacular in it's own way, dotted with little fresh-water lakes.  We left our campsite on South Pawmet beach and wandered along the coast in the morning.  Out of dog food (we're always out of dog food) went into Wellfleet -- a charming but not too friendly town.  (Big sign at the edge of town: "No camping.  No tenting.  No sleeping in the open.")

I've been thinking a lot about breaking and entering.  There are so many houses along our way, shuttered and empty.  I often think, instead of camping, we ought to just crawl through a window and sleep on someone's couch.  It would serve them right for building a house that keeps everyone else from seeing the beach and then leaving that house empty for 3/4ths of the year.  (This criticism, of course, does NOT apply to all the friends and friends of friends who have offered to let me stay at their beach houses along this trek...)

Just after dark, we reached the head of the Rail Trail -- a suggestion from Catherine Z.  This rails-to-trails park runs nearly the entire length of the Cape.  Paved.  Secluded.  Surrounded by rogue camping spots.  We'll be on this for as long as it lasts.  Tonight we're camped on the banks of Fresh Brook which means I don't have to provide the dogs with water -- but also means that they took a swim right before getting in the tent so we're all a little damp.

Posted by Linda on Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 18:25 Comments (3)

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